Hello new followers! Any of you who are interested in joining Team Rocket can send me a letter of application.
Sird laughed, because she knew exactly where that conversation was going.] Let me tell you something. Makeup sex is some of the best sex out there. Sometimes I’ll start a small argument with J, just to get her all riled up. It’s too fun to pass up.
Actually, I was going to ask you if you’d be interested in joining us once I get back from Sinnoh. I’m not talking about a transfer or anything like that, but J and I are probably going to do something either with my scientists or with the other two Beasts. You’re more than welcome to join us.
It’s probably going to involve alcohol in some shape or form.
You are such a machiavellian girlfriend! But I understand you, it’s true that makeup sex is great! [Wendy faked a smile. The truth was that most of the time when makeup sex could occur she was too upset to even think about sex]
That’s very kind of you. I would be delighted to join you especially if it’s going to involve alcohol.
Actually…? I was in Team Rocket before—just not the main part.
Really? I don’t think I have you in my files… *frowns*
I’m not surprised. I was an Executive for the Mask of Ice, not Giovanni.
I don’t know that Mask of Ice you are talking about but I can assure you that there is only one true Team Rocket and it’s ruled by Master Giovanni. Any other teams are only bullshit. However, if you want to work for the real Team Rocket maybe I can help you.
Oh my! Oh my! Why did I listen to him? Why?!
“Hey Wendy! Did you hear about this game? It’s great, you should try it.”
Oh yeah! It’s really funny! I almost died while I was playing it! Tyson I swear it, next time I see you I’ll kill you! You…You jerk!
Ok… Maybe I’m overreacting, it’s just a game… Maybe I should try again…

No! … No! … Aaaargh! Oh – My – Arceus! I can believe he was here!
Play Slender he said. It’ll be fun, he said. … Tyson I’ll kill you!
Ok I’m done with this crap! This game is just stupid! Who tries to collect papers in the forest while a creepy monster is stalking people here?! Moreover I’ve work to do. Yeah I’ll finish these reports. It’s almost time to leave but I can work overtime. I can even spend the night in HQ. Yeah! I’ll do that. Who needs sleep anyway?
Who what? Would make good sport of any unfortunate damn or dastard who dared to bat lovey-dovey eyes your way? I’ll admit it. It turns me on when J does that, but there have been a few times I felt she went overboard. But if our relationship was perfect, wouldn’t that be boring? Keep looking. I’m sure you’ll find a warrior of love somewhere.
For some of them, that may be wise. For others, I assure you they’d rather shoot the breeze and be unproductive than do anything I actually pay them to do. We’ve got some multitasking geniuses in there, but—oh! I have an idea…!
That’s true, things get quickly boring when all is perfect. Besides arguments give the opportunity to make up in bed. … Er… Sure I’ll. Ahem…
Well, it seems that even if they like to play the mad scientists they also enjoy loafing around like everybody else here. That reminds me, Namba wanted to show me his last inventions. But I’ll wait until he finishes the work you asked him to do. Can I know what idea did you have? Or is it some secret scientific stuff?
Actually…? I was in Team Rocket before—just not the main part.
Really? I don’t think I have you in my files… *frowns*
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Domino winked back as the first few scenes of the movie began. “Apparently,” she mumbled, not as loud as she was before, “he wasn’t the first to cry watching this. Here’s hoping it lives up to the hype.”
She watched the movie in silence after that, often taking sips of her wine—almost choking in laughter when Allie’s parents called Noah, “trash”. The agent made a mental note to start using that insult; it was too good to pass up.
Aside from that, she was rather bored as the movie went on through the years, and silently cursed herself for renting a romance. Perhaps she should have borrowed a scary movie? She always liked those.
Yawning, Domino finished her second glass of wine and was pouring herself her third. Her chocolate wrappers were off to the side, the actual contents gone, and nicked some popcorn from Wendy before turning bored eyes back to the screen. She was going to kill the grunt tomorrow.
Chewing on the popcorn, the green-haired woman watched the movie with a blank expressionless face. That love story was getting boring and it made her want to slap the heroine. That dumb girl was too much silly for her taste. Frankly Wendy didn’t understand her choices. Why did she hesitate instead of marrying her rich fiancé? She could have kept the other guy as a secret lover. She would have got two handsome guys instead of one. And more important she would have got the money! But obviously that idea didn’t cross the poor girl’s mind. Damn! The girls were always so stupid in those movies.
She took her eyes off the screen now and then to glance at Domino, more amused by her annoyed expression than by the movie. Somehow she had got a funny feeling that her friend was not enjoying the romance either. She tilted her head to the side and chuckled, looking at the blonde who was yawning. Wendy’s face broke into a grin.
“Too bad he didn’t fell from this ferris wheel, it could have been funny. Or at least this movie would have been shorter.”
Well, there are times where it’s clear the J stands for Jealous, and you know something? She makes the cutest faces when she’s jealous. However, I don’t want to overdo it. Sometimes, all she needs is a little quip or joke to remind her that I demand her attention.
Yeeeeeah, I did say he was weird. Didn’t I? He was into all sorts of weird stuff. We eventually split up when he told me I’d be “ten times more attractive” if I gained fifty pounds. I’m sorry, but you don’t tell somebody that.
…Ireally should visit the HR central office more often, but my researchers are an endless source of entertainment, too.
Your girlfriend seems to be so cute in her deadly jealous way. I wish I could find someone who… Er… Nevermind!
How strange! I thought men wanted that their girlfriend lose weight instead of becoming fatter. You did right by dumping him, it’s your body and you do what you want with it.
That’s a good idea, I like our conversations. But I know how much entertaining are your researchers. I would love to spend more time with them when I’m not busy but I fear that I may bother them. Some of those guys are quite touchy. That’s what makes them entertaining but I don’t want to end on a dissecting table.
Oh, I can still eat pizza, but I’ve decided to lay off the Italian sausage. If I even make a joke about it, J gets jealous
probably because I called Gio’s salami that a couple of times. That’s fine. The Mediterranean style pizzas are tastier anyway, and I’ve yet to see some neanderthal try to defile a thin crust.He sulked for a while, but he got over it. Then again, considering how much he drank, I honestly doubt he felt much of anything at all. He was…odd, to say the least. The pizza wasn’t even the only thing he tried. Once, he stuck it inside a jar of mustard and waved it all across his dorm room. Odd, odd, man.
Why, it was meant to be one!
It’s really considerate of you to avoid to make your girlfriend jealous though I understand your love for italian sausage, I’m also a fan of this kind of meat.
Your ex-boyfriend stuck it inside a jar of mustard? … Well… That’s weird! … Ahem … I don’t want to offend you but this guy seems kinda crazy. Did he have a kink on food or something like that?
Well, thank you. I’m flattered.
